Page 3 Craig Cragtooth

It is Monday, my dudes. *INCOHERENT SCREECHING*


Now that you have dealt with the dog you ave to decide your next hiding spot. You could go down the ramp or down one of the tunnels.

The threshold of the tunnels have dwarven runes on them but you cannot read.

There is a tunnel to the left,

another on the otherside of the staircase,

and the tunnel on the right is sealed off.

Don't forget to dodgeroll past the dog! (No matter what state it is in.) Gotta get those dodging/evading/rolling skills up!

After composing yourself you make a beeline for the tunnel to your left. You throw in a dodgeroll for extra stealth.

Made it. It looks like there is an upward staircase at the end of this tunnel.

Stealthily head down the tunnel. No need to hurry at this time. If any Dwarves are encountered, keep sneaking. They they spot you, tell them that you are a Dwarf. Simple as that.

You sneak to the end of the tunnel to find a dwarf at the bottom of the staircase. She has seen you. You are about to tell her that you are a dwarf but remember that your vocal chords can only produce the growls and hisses required for Kobold language...

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"Another fucking kobold corpse I have to haul to the magma pit. For Litast's sake!", the dwarf shouts.

Everything will be okay if you remember to dodgeroll. Right?


The grizzly bear man says, "Where are you going tiny skulking man?" He speaks with a thick Future Spikes accent.

The dwarf says, "I AM GOING TO KICK YOUR ARSE NEXT." but she makes no attempt at stopping you from getting sick dodgerolling XP.

Kneel and swear fealty to the bear person in the hopes of becoming a KOBOLD RECRUIT.

You kneel as far in the corner as you can.

The grizzly bear man says, "I was not so different from Kobold when I was cub." He looks you in the eyes. "Drop de dagger and my comrade Doren weel not keel you."

Doren rolls her eyes.

Best to drop everything in our loincloth. The dagger, throwing axes, greatsword, mining pick, anvil, forklift, florida, The Beatles, a saxaphone, the colour of a white cloud in the depth of midnight, the original draft of Starry Starry Night...

You have to think long and hard about this one. This dagger is all you have left. Who are you kidding? Even this dagger doesn't belong to you because you stole it when you flunked out of Kobold Academy.

Maybe you are a stupid monster like they say. Maybe you deserve what ever the dwarves are going to do to you.

You put down the dagger.

You do find other things in your loincloth but all of them are attached to your body.
You also have things in your -llama leather bag-. If you want to fully inspect your inventory press [ I ].

Press [ I ]

You press [ I ] and inspect your inventory.

As you do that the Grizzly Bear Man picks up your kobold-tech 3000. "See Doren. He may be useful for our cause."

Doren says, "I'm serious GBM, if Solon finds out about this we are dead. LIKE, MAGMA PITS DEAD. Not even hammer to the back of the head dead. MAGMA! How does this STUPID KOBOLD even fit into our plans?"

Grizzly Bear Man says, "I hef a few ideas but we weel hef to descuss it with the others. What is your name little one?"

Craig Naarhwegkhth

Craig!? No way. It's Cragtooth.
Audibly quarrel with the conflicting voices in your head.



[quoteProve your worth by gnawing on the stair and pulling at your ears while gargling; the surest sign of kobold brilliance.

You do those things.

Doren says, "I guess his name is Craig?"

GBM says, "Craig, please pull yourself together and go upstairs to garden to meet others."