You are Urist Okbodthîkut IV. Your parents were the king and queen until they were recently murdered by a rampaging mob.
You are standing in your laboratory in front of a green glass window. There are an array of such windows each accompanied by a lever. The window in front of you has a hand crafted bin underneath a raised bridge.
Advise that as the current Lord of the Science Platform, you are altering the parameters of the test. We will Ve vill now attempt to crush the zee bridge with the zee fluffy wambler.
+1, we've already seen demonstrations of bridges' power, let's test wambler power.
And maybe get a trademark on Wambler Power!™
+1
+1 “Also Scientist, be very careful with that thing.”